So I guess I'll try out this "blog" thing again...

Merry Christmas! Here's hoping you don't find coal in your stocking, as its dust contains several known carcinogens. I think I'm going to put the link to this blog on my facebook profile and not tell anyone. All stalkers please comment, so I know who you are, Gabriel.

So today we got home from the Poconos, opened Christmas prezzies, and went to Chinatown for dindin. Because what else is open?

Quote of the day:
Crystal: Somehow my pants came off during the night.
Somehow, Crystal, Somehow.

And, I got my hair cut:

Well, everybody else was getting their hair trimmed because my family has succumbed to Asian Hair, so I was like eh, why the hell not, free haircut. The lady flatironed it afterwards. Really? Her? So that's why it looks like I Have No Hair.
And my mommy got me a leopard-print cashmere scarf. Fabulous.









Quote of Every Christmas:
Dad: What did I get you this year?
Said to my mother. This year it was a pair of ankle boots.
Usually accompanied by:
Mom: [looks in box, feigns surprise] Just what I wanted!

Um, this is for Paris, really.