College Visits

so last night at (my dad's birthday) dinner my parents started asking my sister what colleges she wants to go visit.

this is all i remember of my college visits:

-drove through UCLA

-took a tour of Cal. the architecture building was ass-ugly. it was also where 'boys and girls' was shot, starring freddie prinze jr. co-starring some chicks and JASON BIGGS. jason biggs easily stole the show, he was awesome.

-went to Stanford. my tour guide's name was graham. he was really hot. he either lived in sigma nu or sigma chi, because when he brought us to the row he mentioned he lived in "that" frat house. or maybe he wasn't in a frat. or maybe he didn't point directly at a frat house. who knows. he was mighty fine. and really, i already knew it was stanford or bust since i was like, ten or something. god, i wish i felt that way about...a career. it would make things so much easier.

-went to princeton. i didn't even want to go, but we were visiting family friends in dirty jersey and my parents were like 'why not?'. the gardens were pretty. our tour guide was the most pretentious sniveling bitch i'd ever met. i wanted to slap him.

so at dinner, i asked my parents what college visits i went on, because those were the only ones i remembered. my mom was like 'after we got back from california you refused to go on any more.' and to that i responded 'good for me!'

evidently, we also went to columbia and cornell. for cornell, we were vacationing at the finger lakes and i pointedly slept in the car as we were driving through. and uh...columbia? vaguely familiar. i think there were trees. and a cool looking building made of glass.

we also took the driving tour of Penn. and by driving tour i mean we drove by on the way to chinatown and my mom said "there's penn." i mean, whatever, i spend enough time there now.

and to my parents' question, i think my sister responded with a few grunts. she's going into her junior year. let's see when my parents unleash the crazy on her...