what i learned at Xerox today

so xerox isn't used to sales interns (i've been told that this is the first time in a couple of years they've had one), so they don't really know what to do with me. when they don't have anything to do i complete "online training", which is an endless series of "e-learning modules"

today, in one of them, i come across this guy:

he is now my favorite.